Life in a shoebox

So...figurin' my Halls....way is soooo tiny that if'in I Decked the livin shat of it I'd amount to a festive Glade plug-in air freshener with tinsel on it. Could spring for a spig of mistletoe but ain't got narry a smootcher to aim it at. How bout you? Got yur double wide all...lit up an....stuff for Santa?