Life in a shoebox

@MartinTheFirst
Life in a shoebox
So...figurin' my Halls....way is soooo tiny that if'in I Decked the livin shat of it I'd amount to a festive Glade plug-in air freshener with tinsel on it. Could spring for a spig of mistletoe but ain't got narry a smootcher to aim it at. How bout you? Got yur double wide all...lit up an....stuff for Santa?

Life in a shoebox means living in a small space. It’s so tiny that if she decorated to the full extent, all she’d need is an air freshener with tinsel on it.
She could have room for mistletoe, but alas, has no one to kiss.
Then she asks if we’ve decorated for the holidays.

@itsok Thanks for clarifying!

@itsok damn she needs a personal translator

@MartinTheFirst only if someone doesn’t understand the dialect

@itsok Heard it said that a picture might just paint a thousand words more or less. Have always held close the notion that a few words then ought paint a picture of there own.

@Punxi your comments and stories are cute and funny 😁