H1raeth · 41-45, M
I'm a vegetarian. I don't have beef with you, I have tofu with you.
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
Yes, and it's quality organic beef! I'm making burgers with it tomorrow.
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
Nope
mindstruggle · F
Yes, you owe me fillet mignon.
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mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
Which means you have to protect me. 😒
Which means you have to protect me. 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle 🙄
mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
😙
😙
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Yeah a bacon double cheese burger
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme try a salad
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I don't
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard it's not a tree it's broccoli
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch yea right ✋
@Prettybratbi1tch It's a tree when you are only 3mm tall...
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@SwampFlower not Bessie 😩
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Yeah dude, do you not remember buying half of that cow? I got the other half. 🤔
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda was I drunk?
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Yes, every Monday. Wednesdays we have chicken. Are you getting Alzheimer's? 🤔
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@ostfuidctyvm like you share 🙄
bijouxbroussard · F
Roast beef.


CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@bijouxbroussard nice cut
UnderLockDown · M
* you'd



SW-User
I have beef for you
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@SW-User ooooh

SW-User
@CaptainBard It'll help you grow
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@SW-User I wanna pass you up
JackDaniels · 46-50, M
Not a beef, the whole chicken. 🤣
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@JackDaniels maybe you are the chicken
JackDaniels · 46-50, M
@CaptainBard nope, more of the beef
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
That's Ghey
Are you sure it wasn't Bacon?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DancingStarGoddess this is a lot to process
GoFish ·
They lied; my beef lies elsewhere.. mostly in my block mute list 🙂
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
No, I said I spilled beef stew on that hoodie... The one with your face on it.
Younameit · F
You stole my man ☹, I can’t stand you
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Younameit if it makes you feel any better it’s just for the hot sex. I don’t actually love him
Younameit · F
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
It's lamb.
ElRengo · 70-79, M

tenente · 36-40, M
no, all i said was "wagyu is the tastiest goo" 🤷♂
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@tenente guess we had to fite
tenente · 36-40, M
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