SwampFlower · 31-35, F
Sorry I thought it was my bra
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@SwampFlower I forgot your boob and my eye are the same dimension
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I glued googly eyes on it and now it’s my pet.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle what happened to your eyes?
@ShepherdBard
That's my pet Pubard 😒
That's my pet Pubard 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle lmao
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@DancingStarGoddess no that’s what I was going to use it for too
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
Nope
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I can't see anything out of my eyes , just put eye drops in one and I got a patch over the other one
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I ate it
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch you sure you’re not high??
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard yup
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch maybe you should be then 😒
Ducky · 31-35, F
I took it. Sorry, but I need it more to cover up my burn scars. 😬
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Ducky that’s ok I can get a new one
Ducky · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard Tanks! 😄
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
...no. 👀
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda what’s that on your eye?!!
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
sorry, I am wearing it, trying to see how I'd look as a pirate.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@AllycatAD Rrrrrr you serious
@ShepherdBard Arrrgh, matey!
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
@JackDaniels was wearing it as a cod piece.
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
JackDaniels · 46-50, M
@RosaMarie you are the one who brought it up. 🤣
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
@JackDaniels If that's the shape of his eye patch, he should probably see an eye doctor.
JackDaniels · 46-50, M
Saw someone using it for a jock strap. 🤏🏼
calicuz · 56-60, M
You mean the one that doubles as your bathing suit?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@calicuz it could cover your wiener at least 😒
calicuz · 56-60, M
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@calicuz yours sunny
shinyplasticlove · 51-55, M
The left one or the right one?🤣
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Yes it’s over your eye.
wackidywack · 26-30
i thought that was a louse 😳 i stepped on it
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@wackidywack it’s got dirt on it and you ripped a hole in it 😒
wackidywack · 26-30
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@wackidywack cut that out!
YoMomma ·
Not yet
TurtlePink · 51-55, M
Maybe someone is sitting on it
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink better not be, I ain’t fittin to get pink eye 😒
goliathtree · 56-60, M
I made one out of a bull scrotum for a friend of mine. He said it made him look ballsy.
MellyMel22 · F
Nooo


FlowersInHerHair · F
Aye!
Younameit · F
No
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Younameit I would but my arms are tired
Younameit · F
@ShepherdBard There are so many comebacks I could come up with that statement but I’ll be the bigger person today. Enjoy your day, buddy.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Younameit pffffttt you got nothin
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