My bestie gave me a black eye. Why does everyone I know think it's okay to assault me?

It's kind of a compliment. She's one of the few people I could definitely beat up but knew it was safe for her to assault me because she knows I'm not going to react disproportionately or do anything more than I need to to make her stop. She knows I'm not going to hurt her.

I never got assaulted by my bestie, but she did talk me into eating her out once.
Different styles of friendship I guess.

I hope you give her a right bollocking, that's not okay dope sick or not.

Almost all the physical fights I’ve been in have been while coming down. People get a little testy lol.

there is one common denominator to look at

nobody shoulassault you but why does everyone want to?

so why do you think this person is your bestie. doesn't sound like they like you at all

Hmmm i guess they think you are into it? Eh sounds like my lil bro..

You need better friends.

Ooo fighting for no reason to be tuff

Like dogs they can sniff out the weak ones.

Wtf