"Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear?!"

I've never heard about a case where anybody was actually able to play dead when around a bear who noticed them. 😅 Either the bear runs away or the encounter has very bad results for the human.

But you’d have better luck fighting off the man than the bear. I should know.

If you play dead, with an SWeeper's luck, the man would be a necrophiliac.

A bear. I can’t trust a man enough.

A man...I need someone to distract the bear when it shows up 😒

Most pf the bears I know are real aholes

A man, they are easy to confuse.

That's just a myth, they will eat you regardless