Just remember, all the good things that are happening are because of me

Can you email me the good things? I'm busy.

Just as was promised in the campaign. Let me just find it to prove he promised some bad times as he got things together in the first 100 days...



give me a moment...



bear with me...


it's bound to be here somewhere...


sorry about this, can't quite put my hand on the promise of bad things when he became President...



he wouldn't have lied, surely...


Well, I'll be darned...he DID lie! 😲

Of course

Bard for President!

He's shown he's Presidential!

Nothing compares... nothing compares...to youuuuu

Wait, am I the last guy? 👀

You sound just like wait nvm 🤐

Last guy. I hate that guy. Good thing you’re here to fix all the ways he messed things up.

THANK YOU BENEVOLENT BARD-SAN FOR YOUR MIGHTY MIRACLES

Didn’t Donald Trump say that ? It does sound familiar…🤔

i wouldn't call my wife leaving me after she went back to school and fell in love with that art major guy a "good thing"