It will start with a squabble over sage or savory in the stuffing. Meanwhile, the turkey will be forgotten, and a small kitchen fire will break out. Annoying Uncle Ned and his YELLOW string bean casserole will arrive, just as firefighters and hoses pour into the tiny kitchenette.
What remains is sodden, sooty place settings, and a soggy Christmas feast for 8.
@itsok 🙂.... virtual or otherwise.... that's...making my cheeks hurt. 🙂 In a way that leaves me ( of all people)... speechless. Your kindness. Prolly never forget it anytime soon. Thank you It's. Speechless. ❤️
@Degbeme you’ll swell up so much that you get STUCK in the hat. and the fire department is called to cut it off you. And you make a miraculous recovery. What is it that you were allergic to? Christmas itself?
None for me. Christmas morning with my son, then he’s got family stuff on his dad’s side so I’ll be smoking weed and ignoring the world excited it’ll be over soon.
The most annoying will probably be disrespect and victim blaming for the poor and disabled, arguing to put short-term economy before anything else (public health, security and even long-term economy), and the lamest jokes they can think of.
I predict my aunt will come to the Christmas Eve party drunk, upset because everyone hates her daughter and son and law because they weaseled 90,000 dollars out of the farms insurance company after he fell". They also called child services for other family members etc. On grandma's birthday she came all drunk in a fit because her daughter and son in law put a bunch of shit into her head. I wonder if she will be there this time. Cause everyone does hate her daughter and son in law for the crap they pulled or ... They just won't show up
