What would be a good Christmas gift for this guy ?

Hmmmmm ... how about we all chip in and buy him a one-way, 1st class ticket to Argentina, and a reclusive mansion,

Conscience

geretol

This is dual fold meaning

A brain.

This hat.

A rope

crack

Nursing home

Anything that's electrically powered by batteries that keep needing to be recharged.

10%

{@nimbus] 🤔 dare i say it nimby without incurring the wrath of the trump cult another four years term in the white house 😆

I couldn't even tell if it was Biden or Trump

Fountain of youth. Dude has one foot in the ........

Dogsh*t

The leaking of a Donald vs Ronald sex-tape.

A swift kick in the ass would be a good stocking stuffer