Would you survive getting chased by Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake on the day of Friday The 13th

No I'm too fat to run far. But the likelihood of me having sex is zero so he might just avoid me altogether

I’d sure try. I’m pretty good at hiding, and sprinting, and directions so there might be a chance for me

Nope. I’ll be the first victim because I’ll end up skinny dipping in the lake

I probably would.

Besides, I doubt he'd be any match for a black-belt karateka.

Haha I would have no idea, that's highly dependent