What's the dumbest thing you ever did?

got married too young, divorced, then remarried too soon. But the second one is way better than the first so there's that.

Played russian roulette with a 32 pistol

Drink alcohol.

Be born.

I don't think I can narrow it down that much.

lol

idk where to start

tried to suck my own dick with the door unlocked

I raw dogged this girl in Dubai. She got pregnant and she won't talk to me to let me know if the kid is mine or not