dumbest shit people say

I always liked the one that goes "if it doesn't kill you, then it makes you stronger"

It's like, okay sure, lemme just jump in front of on coming traffic real quick.
Wake me up when I'm freaking superman

I can't remember their dumbest shit because it's so deep. I Blacked out and become Stupid agreeing with them...just for the fuck of it.

"Everything happens for a reason."

Yeahhhhh I'm unconvinced.

A coworker said to me other day

Always shoot for the moon hun, even if you miss you'll land among the stars..

Uh.. no I won't! I'll land on my ass in the dirt!

{@tacobell] 😆 it is an saying to describe trying too find something under a difficult situation

I worked with this guy, he has twins, a boy and a girl. Someone asked if they were identical.....🤦

Get your ducks in a row

Why would I even have ducks? 🤔

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