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SkeetSkeet 路 100+, F
I've trained my roast beef to hold the jizz in
@SkeetSkeet Little mayo on that sandwich? 馃槅馃槅馃槅
Allelse 路 36-40, M
Or they just go back at it without the fact that he'll be pounding sloppy seconds, I cant stand the over romanticizing of sex.
Magnolia21 路 22-25, F
Real sex involves a towel, a significant chance of at least two muscle cramps, laundry, and awkward fiddling with protection.
bhatjc 路 46-50, M
@Magnolia21 Very true馃槒
bhatjc 路 46-50, M
Very true. Or that their clothes are untouched
vetguy1991 路 51-55, M
Movie sex is dry sex
*high class porn* @vetguy1991
bhatjc 路 46-50, M
@vetguy1991 We need the hard core stuff
bhatjc 路 46-50, M
@deathfairy It's not good porn at all.
calicuz 路 51-55, M
Or roll over like there's no wet spot. 馃ぃ
Maybe he wore a condom.. 馃槒
deadgerbil 路 22-25
Ewwww
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he鈥檚 all packed up and ready to go. @Justenjoyit
deadgerbil 路 22-25
@Justenjoyit that makes me all wet and greasy
Justenjoyit 路 56-60, M
@deadgerbil you lucky girl
Justenjoyit 路 56-60, M
Who wants to see that anyway lol
SW-User
Or have sex on waking up despite the dog breath and last night genitals 馃あ
deadgerbil 路 22-25
@SW-User ikr, like how to they just wake up and start eating each other's faces 馃樂
tell me you鈥檙e a nun without telling me ur a nun. @deadgerbil @SW-User
deadgerbil 路 22-25
@deathfairy I just have a sense of smell 馃樂
Degbeme 路 70-79, M
.... or still dripping out of him. 馃き