i love how when there is a sex scene in a show or movie

🤣

Ewwww

Real sex involves a towel, a significant chance of at least two muscle cramps, laundry, and awkward fiddling with protection.

I've trained my roast beef to hold the jizz in

.... or still dripping out of him. 🤭

Or roll over like there's no wet spot. 🤣

Movie sex is dry sex

Or they just go back at it without the fact that he'll be pounding sloppy seconds, I cant stand the over romanticizing of sex.

Very true. Or that their clothes are untouched

Or have sex on waking up despite the dog breath and last night genitals 🤢

Maybe he wore a condom.. 😏

Who wants to see that anyway lol