i love how when there is a sex scene in a show or movie how they always hop off each other...

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

I've trained my roast beef to hold the jizz in

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@SkeetSkeet Little mayo on that sandwich? 😆😆😆

Or have sex on waking up despite the dog breath and last night genitals 🤢

deadgerbil · 22-25, F

@InfoTunaBotGod ikr, like how to they just wake up and start eating each other's faces 😷

tell me you’re a nun without telling me ur a nun. @deadgerbil @InfoTunaBotGod

deadgerbil · 22-25, F

@deathfairy I just have a sense of smell 😷

Magnolia21 · 18-21, F

Real sex involves a towel, a significant chance of at least two muscle cramps, laundry, and awkward fiddling with protection.

bhatjc · 46-50, M

@Magnolia21 Very true😏

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Movie sex is dry sex

*high class porn* @vetguy1991

bhatjc · 46-50, M

@vetguy1991 We need the hard core stuff

bhatjc · 46-50, M

@deathfairy It's not good porn at all.

he’s all packed up and ready to go. @TheStarsareout

deadgerbil · 22-25, F

@TheStarsareout that makes me all wet and greasy

TheStarsareout · 56-60, M

@deadgerbil you lucky girl

Degbeme · 70-79, M

.... or still dripping out of him. 🤭

Allelse · 31-35, M

Or they just go back at it without the fact that he'll be pounding sloppy seconds, I cant stand the over romanticizing of sex.

TheStarsareout · 56-60, M

Who wants to see that anyway lol

calicuz · 51-55, M

Or roll over like there's no wet spot. 🤣

bhatjc · 46-50, M

Very true. Or that their clothes are untouched