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I am now the governing body of movie theaters

The normal rules of no talking, turn your phone off, etc still apply and there’s a new rule.

No. Big. Buns.
Not those buns. Hair buns
🚫 no top knots, no beehives, nothin big up there
You’re taking up like a good 10% of my screen for your comfort.

Move it down, lady.
Colonial ponytails ✅
Some cute braids ✅
⛔️BIG MESSY BUNS ⛔️

my nighttime alarm to give my dog her meds went off and your hair was still more of a crime
itsok · 31-35, F Pinned Comment
My eyes see no gender. They see screen and they see silhouettes of large buns.

All gendered and genderless buns are banned.
SW-User
@itsok Goc so stern today. I kinda like it 😆

jfox4anr · 46-50, M
My uncle was literally listening to ads on his phone super loud during the commercials today 😂
itsok · 31-35, F
@jfox4anr to the gallows!
jfox4anr · 46-50, M
@itsok i wanted to tell him to turn it off but i hate commercials in movies anyway so I let him play his phone as loud as he wanted
👏 All Hail, Commissioner of Cinema.👏

It is with great regret, we retire the Man Bun.✂️

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itsok · 31-35, F
@SethGreene531 thank you, thank you
*curtsies*
Mindful · 56-60, F
You’re so silly! I’ll take it you went to a movie theater recently?
Mindful · 56-60, F
@itsok I’ll look it up. Meanwhile how many stars would you give it? Or were you unable to get past the top hat
/ buns?
****** yikes**** just saw the preview , I’d say your subconscious was using buns as an excuse like to cover your eyes!!!!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Mindful I’m not sure about stars, but I enjoyed it. I probably wouldn’t watch it again, and I enjoyed the book more, but I don’t regret going to see it, even with Buns McGee in front of me
Mindful · 56-60, F
@itsok oh so it’s based on a book you’ve read!?! Nice!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Degbeme lemme whine degbert
Coralmist · 41-45, F
I literally just saw a review in People magazine for that..it said it will, "throw you for a loop". Did you like the film?
itsok · 31-35, F
@Coralmist I enjoyed it.
Pfuzylogic · M
Does that include stylish Manbuns?
🥺👉🏻👈🏻
itsok · 31-35, F
@Pfuzylogic yes!! 😤
Pfuzylogic · M
@itsok
I will let that party animal know to keep it tight with the braids.
You're not my boss 😭😭
@itsok *calls security*
itsok · 31-35, F
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether I am security, my dear
*braids your hair*
@itsok Kinky 😁🥰
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
Bring scissors next time.
itsok · 31-35, F
@SinlessOnslaught oh no I’m giggling
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
@itsok Prove it
SW-User
Ha! Good rules.
Are there exceptions to us famous mature theatre goers?

@itsok How about you and I sit in the back row and I will show you my wooden dentures!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Majorlatency I don’t have the eyesight for that. Put me in the front row or get me some of those little theatre binoculars
@itsok I got you those ones on a stick. (Grabbed them off some little old lady in the foyer) along with half a bag of popcorn. Join me in the last row and when the lights go down I might blow in your ear!
Pretzel · 61-69, M
can you execute those thatt don't set their phone on vibrate
itsok · 31-35, F
Not as a general rule, just as I please @Pretzel
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itsok · 31-35, F
@geoam1 mhm
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
No beehives hahaha old ladies are still rocking those
itsok · 31-35, F
@SkeetSkeet they’re bringin em back just for events with rows of seating
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
just tell Karen to bend over

 
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