I am now the governing body of movie theaters

The normal rules of no talking, turn your phone off, etc still apply and there’s a new rule.

No. Big. Buns.
Not those buns. Hair buns
🚫 no top knots, no beehives, nothin big up there
You’re taking up like a good 10% of my screen for your comfort.

Move it down, lady.
Colonial ponytails ✅
Some cute braids ✅
⛔️BIG MESSY BUNS ⛔️

my nighttime alarm to give my dog her meds went off and your hair was still more of a crime

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Majorlatency · M

Are there exceptions to us famous mature theatre goers?

itsok · 31-35, F

@Majorlatency only if you sit in the very back row. other than that, take it down

Majorlatency · M

@itsok How about you and I sit in the back row and I will show you my wooden dentures!

itsok · 31-35, F

@Majorlatency I don’t have the eyesight for that. Put me in the front row or get me some of those little theatre binoculars

Majorlatency · M

@itsok I got you those ones on a stick. (Grabbed them off some little old lady in the foyer) along with half a bag of popcorn. Join me in the last row and when the lights go down I might blow in your ear!