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The third ex went through a HUGE one. It never ended.
First he started perming his hair. THEN he bought a red sportscar till he wrecked it.
THEN he bought a cheap pair of very stretchy MC Hammer pants at Walmart, gray with purple and green and yellow patterning, and started wearing them out in PUBLIC. For about 20 years.
He bought a Suzuki motorcycle, and when he looked really fat and ridiculous riding it when viewed from the rear, I encouraged him to buy a Harley.
After buying the Harley, he decided he didn't look ridiculous ENOUGH, and bought himself a pair of white plastic women's cat's eye sunglasses, and a black bucket helmet for the motorcycle. Picture that with the 20 year old MC Hammer pants...and you get the idea.
First he started perming his hair. THEN he bought a red sportscar till he wrecked it.
THEN he bought a cheap pair of very stretchy MC Hammer pants at Walmart, gray with purple and green and yellow patterning, and started wearing them out in PUBLIC. For about 20 years.
He bought a Suzuki motorcycle, and when he looked really fat and ridiculous riding it when viewed from the rear, I encouraged him to buy a Harley.
After buying the Harley, he decided he didn't look ridiculous ENOUGH, and bought himself a pair of white plastic women's cat's eye sunglasses, and a black bucket helmet for the motorcycle. Picture that with the 20 year old MC Hammer pants...and you get the idea.
