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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@BittersweetPotato Im at work. 😱
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Captainjackass i meant no need to fake your death you can just sleep.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@BittersweetPotato faking my death would be a good excuse though. Plus it would be fun!
Diotrephes · 70-79, M
@Captainjackass It'll be shock to everyone when they start cutting you open for an autopsy.
Lilnonames · F