Ever stop and wonder if what mom said

And Dad said "if you keep doing that, you'll go blind"

I can unequivocally say that both are fallacies.

She did say if I don`t stop my face will stay that way. I wish I`d listened to her. 😟😅

*Hands Trippin a welders helmet ...for protection*

... a fashionably painted helmet, to reflect the spirit within.

Nah, I never used to listen...

I lost an eye years ago. Still not happy 🤷‍♂️

I kinda take glee in melancholy if honest

Only one way to find out

🤔 Get over here and we'll find out

I'm gonna poke you in the eye with a spoon 🥄