I'm here at the office, sitting at my desk and I have a stiff erection. Why? Because I took a Viagra pill this morning.

I take Viagra because a recent study shows it reduces the markers that lead to the development of Alzheimer's disease by nearly 70%. I talked to my doctor about it and he gave me prescription to Viagra. I take a pill several times a week. it also has the side-effect of giving gentlemen an erection. Here I am "all dressed up and no place to go", so to speak.

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SemiAnonymous · 61-69, M

From what I my urologist told me, Viagra works by increasing the amount of blood flow to your penis, and that helps you get an erection. However, it doesn't cause erections without sexual stimulation.

So the question is.... what are you doing at your desk to stimulate yourself sexually?

badminton · 61-69, MVIP

@SemiAnonymous I fantasize about dressing hamsters in tiny French maid outfits. Why do you ask?

SemiAnonymous · 61-69, M

@badminton Hey if that's what trips your trigger, you do you!

I asked because you said you were sitting at your desk with a boner after taking Viagra. Viagra is not an automatic boner pill... it makes it easier to get an erection, but requires sexual stimulation. I was just curious how one sexually stimulates oneself at his or her the office.

Maturebate · 70-79, M

You will not get an erection without accompanying erotic stimulation so you must be doing something naughty! I did not know about the Alzheimer's connection. At least you will remember when you last got hard!

LordShadowfire · 100+, M

It's also good for heart health, I'm told. But yeah, lots of people take it for the unforeseen side effect instead.

Have fun!

badminton · 61-69, MVIP

@LordShadowfire Viagra is a wonder drug. Is there anything it can't do?

I'm just hoping none of the ladies in the office bends over anywhere near me.

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