I'm here at the office, sitting at my desk and I have a stiff erection. Why? Because I took a Viagra pill this morning.

I take Viagra because a recent study shows it reduces the markers that lead to the development of Alzheimer's disease by nearly 70%. I talked to my doctor about it and he gave me prescription to Viagra. I take a pill several times a week. it also has the side-effect of giving gentlemen an erection. Here I am "all dressed up and no place to go", so to speak.