Totally normal

Really.

Ah, you have some lovable quirks!

But I'm putting THIS one in the "Disturbing" bin...! 😉🤣

Have you ever took time to understand THIS is why you are such a great cook?😁🥰😁

Mightcwipprk

I remember shortly after The Lion King came out, when we were little, my cousin sang these lyrics to the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”:

In the kitchen
The mighty kitchen
The wife gets a knife
A wiener whack, a wiener whack

What do they say to you ?

Red rum, red rum

Remind me not to approach within 50 feet of you 🤭

Like "pick me"

Buy a chipper; problem solved!

Youre not gonna cut off my ding dong, are you? 😱