Comment and I'll guess how big your boobs or dick are

@Selah You got big knockers

@Selah selah why

@HijabaDabbaDoo Shhh she's flirting with me I have a chance

@CountScrofula 😐

@CountScrofula me and my itty bitty 36bs going to grab some chocolate and be proud.

@Bexsy 36 ain't THAT bitty I'm sure they dress up nice

@CountScrofula very observant! And I'm still in a cozy hoodie (:

@SooperSarah You've been a lovely person to me over many years I remember the lil details

@CountScrofula thank you! 🥺
You're always great to everyone here. One of the few people whose posts and comments I know will be kind with hint of comedy expertly aprinkled in 💜

@Straylight Wait there's lore? I recall you as being very swimmer's build

@CountScrofula Yeah, pretty much.

@SwampFlower I do they are wee but mighty

@MarbleMarvel You do! I'm gonna say like 'handful' size.

@CountScrofula yup! No waste!

@claypigeons You've got big boobies.

@CountScrofula not anymore💔

@claypigeons You've got formerly-big boobies.

@CountScrofula But how many football fields is that🤔

@CountScrofula
You mean...there are other Canadians?! 😱

@Ozymandiaz Fourteen hogsheads

@CountScrofula I wish that were true!

@CountScrofula I, too, have some extra weight (if that wasn't obvious from my picture). So that's good to know.

@KiwiDan Yeah us fat guys got a magic trick to add inches. It just requires all that healthy food and exercise

@CountScrofula that's way too much effort lol. And she seems happy with it as it is anyway

@mindstruggle Not gigantic but definitely proud and present.

@CountScrofula
My boobs are majestic! 😒

@stound With dudes its largely a guessing game. With women if I've seen a picture I can make an educated guess lol

Dead average. Solid. A workmanlike dick.

@CountScrofula not a 'tool time' moar power? just git-r-dun.

@CountScrofula accomodations lol

@deadgerbil You'll finally get a perfect lay and she'll be all "There is NO WAY that is going in me"

@CountScrofula but I'll know she's lying bc I'm only 2 inches

@CountScrofula 🤗🤗🤗

@Tumbleweed Aw shit full frontal huge now I'll know for sure! 🤗 (I kid)

@CountScrofula
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@hunkalove Either quite big or quite small. I'll go with big

@CountScrofula Not even close.

@pride49 Lil small but well within standard deviation

@CountScrofula hmmm

@SUPERVlXEN oooh those look good for flappin

@CountScrofula 😱

@greensnacks More than a handful but not too much more

@CountScrofula yep

@beermeplease Lil under average which bothers you way more than any partner.

@ShenaniganFoodie Proper chode

@BadAssTunaBotHoe Well duh

@HijabaDabbaDoo You've got a table leg down there and tits that do their job but don't get in the way. Maybe feel a lil small cause yer tall.