When You Have A Thing For Wood

Every time someone wonders if liberals can get any weirder, they take it as a challenge.

So she can get wood anytime she wants it?

She must get lots of splinters in her mouth and elsewhere

I heard about her. All I can say is...the acorn don't fall far from the tree...🤣🤣🤣

When being gay dont quiet get you enough attention…

Morning wood comes easy 🫢

their kids are gonna be ugly.
Is this where groot came from?
He's always hard.
Take your pick, the jokes write themselves

i'm just glad i can still get the odd morning wood being in my 50s 🤭

When I was younger I knew a couple of gals that would have jumped on a fence post if it weren't for the slivers.

This was inevitable. Just wait until pet-human marriages are encouraged

Welp...they finally got their wood. So.....how are they going to satisfy it???

Liberal Insanity is offered in a variety of options.

The perfect partner
Doesn't complain
And can keep you warm with their wood

Mercy me. I'm never surprised anymore 🫣

Bet that poor tree gets smothered in lube🤭

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVy-jRzOiig

I suppose she gets her couple of weeks fame out of it

She can have the oak tree in my backyard.

It probably won’t run off on her.

Ahahahaha I also have a thing for wood

- morning wood 🤭

Hungry beaver wants hard wood with big root🤭