I’m almost asleep at my desk.

@HootyTheNightOwl A simple solution. 😂

@HootyTheNightOwl What parent even makes their children dislike cats? 😑

@Classified My mother had her phobias (worms, spiders and caterpillars) but she never pushed them onto us.

@Fishy

@Mooed78 Even flying it’s hard to fight gravity.

@froggtongue Only if they’re funny.

@Straylight i think i just opened up your box to being flooded. 😄

@Straylight

@HootyTheNightOwl Hard to argue that! 😂

@HootyTheNightOwl 60% of the time, it works all the time.

@thepreposterouspanda That’s the face of the alien doing the anal probing for the first time.

@Straylight The poor dear. 😂

@V00doo Me: I can hear pictures.
Teacher: That's impossible.

@V00doo That’s going to be stuck in my head! 😂

@Straylight I woke up with it in mine 🤣

@LordShadowfire The sonic the hedgehog cups. 😂

@Straylight I know, right? If you do an image search for that caption, you'll find there's a lot of people who have funny definitions of the fine china.