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what will you do if this man broke into your house and said

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TexChik · F

3 in the chest, 2 in the head, plus one to be sure. Then say, "NO! I don't play games."

Stillwaiting · M

@TexChik A 6 tap? Damned skippy you don't play!

TexChik · F

@Stillwaiting Nope...not when someone breaks into my home! I have children to protect.

BizSuitStacy · M

Anyone who breaks in to my home while I'm there will be greeted and offered some hollow points or soft tips.

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Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@BizSuitStacy The topic is about what a person would do if someone broke into his house. I pointed out that Slave Patrollers do that all the time and then murder the person who happens to be there. They invariably get off without being charged with murder in the first degree and for violating the person's civil and human rights.

Got that? If not, then get it and stop whining.

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Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@BizSuitStacy Thanks for the daily joke.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

Call the coroner’s office.

deadgerbil · 22-25

See if he could get a high subway surfers score

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deadgerbil · 22-25

@yonkagor1romen 1,650,121

yonkagor1romen · 22-25, M

@deadgerbil ok nice i respect the effort i don't remember mine but i know it was lower then that

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Straylight · 31-35, F

We’d play Pokémon go together. 🙃

yonkagor1romen · 22-25, M

@Straylight now the thing is where will yall go

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

@Straylight Oh he'd be pokin' something alright!

yonkagor1romen · 22-25, M

@Nitedoc i like your mind >D

assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

I'd give him my wifi password so we could do a 2 player round

yonkagor1romen · 22-25, M

@assemblingaknob nice now whats the game?

Mistakesmakeus · M

Yes i do. And I'd give him my phone to let him play. While he's distracted i mug him, steal everything he has but leave his ID in his wallet (i take the cash obviously), call the cops and have him arrested for trespassing. Therefore, he gets in jail, i get to legally beat a man, AND I get paid

spjennifer · 56-60, T

Introduce him to my Desert Eagle, then call the cops to come and pick up the trash and no, I'm not a gun nut but home invasions are pretty dangerous and I'm not taking any chances 🙄

Blondily · F

I'd welcome him warmly and offer snacks too. lol
🍕🍿🧃

yonkagor1romen · 22-25, M

@Blondily he will love that

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

Dig a big hole.

yonkagor1romen · 22-25, M

@Nitedoc now whats step 2

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

@yonkagor1romen That is step two.

yonkagor1romen · 22-25, M

@Nitedoc i see.....

CarelessWhisper · F

got a flip phone, so ya can use my tablet bro

2brandon2 · 18-21, M

Another one escape from the funny farm

MrBlueGuy

I mean...yeah I have Candy Crush and Archero.

SStarfish ·

Lolz should i charge him by the hour? 😅

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Never happen

Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25

Say yeah

BrandonAngel2023 · 36-40, M

😳😳😳

bijouxbroussard · F

While I do in fact have games, we’d have to talk about him breaking in my flat to find that out.
Asking works. 🤨

NativePortlander1970 ·

I'll use whatever is closest to me at the time. Anyone breaking into my place is invading my space, and being on assisted oxygen 24/7, I need to defend myself one way or another.

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Nitedoc · 51-55, M

@HairbrushDiva That may not be a deterrent!

HairbrushDiva · 31-35, F

@Nitedoc It wouldn't deter my husband, it would encourage him. Lol :)

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

@HairbrushDiva He's not alone.😊

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