Have you ever wanted to viscously slaughter someone?

Yes.
What stopped me was thinking about the mess I would have to clean up.
Hated doing dishes back then so you can imagine my reluctance to break down a person.

(To the people who believe anything. This is a joke.)

I was somewhere else at the time of any alleged thoughts… 👀

Only for sexual reasons.

NO. I don't roll that way.

What, with a viscous fluid? 😆

I want to kill Ignacio, our former property manager.

Laziness stops me.

Police came