Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Well, it started off as a nice walk with the dog, but then he saw a cat and gave chase. The cat ran up a horse’s leg like a tree, which spooked the horse, which then ran out into traffic. The semi swerved and missed the horse, but crashed into a transformer station. That caused a major power outage for the area, and, well, long story short (no pun intended) I need a ride before the national guard get here 🥺
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
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Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard how about you get the food and stop giving me attitude
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch how about you get it yourself
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard that's what you're for
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pripyatamusementpark that you’ve never paid 😒
@ShepherdBard you said you would work for me not throwing fire ants at you
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pripyatamusementpark I got any repellent
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Don't worry, Bardy. I called 911. I told them your head is on fire. They said they would be there as soon as the game is over.
YoMomma ·
To some people maybe..
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
I should be the one doing that. 😒
I should be the one doing that. 😒
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle ✋
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
*throws rotten eggs at you
*throws rotten eggs at you
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SwampFlower last time you said that I got an infection
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
*Looks over at your house on fire*
Maybe.......
Maybe.......