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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Well, it started off as a nice walk with the dog, but then he saw a cat and gave chase. The cat ran up a horse’s leg like a tree, which spooked the horse, which then ran out into traffic. The semi swerved and missed the horse, but crashed into a transformer station. That caused a major power outage for the area, and, well, long story short (no pun intended) I need a ride before the national guard get here 🥺