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tfan123 · 41-45, M
Well I’m married but wife hit early menopause and she really doesn’t care for sex anymore so in a way it is like I’m single again. Because only way o can get my sexual release is by touching myself aka masturbation. So I’m not single but I am going to touch myself 😉👍🙂
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Way ahead of you
PhoenixPhail · M
It's been showing it for longer than I care to admit. I've been single all my life, and that's a loooooooong time.
DavidScott · 51-55, M
have you been drinking?
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DavidScott · 51-55, M
@NeuroticByNature cause you you missed the word "it" in the first sentence. I make a lot of similar mistakes when I've been drinking
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
@DavidScott awe! Damn it!
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
@DavidScott ok. Fixed. Thanks.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
Everytime you touch yourselves jesus takes a baby to heaven…
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout sorry babies!
Ferric67 · M
you're being a bit cheeky this evening
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
@Ferric67 I have my moments
Sojournersoul · M
If you cant please anyone please yourself. 🤣
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
@Sojournersoul in deed!
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
Someone is feeling very single today. 😂
WillaKissing · 56-60
I am so single I have no choice but to touch myself!
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
*touches myself*
*touches elbow
😳
😳
GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
😂,, yup 😅