What is the craziest thing someone has said to you during intimacy??

This is good. Could you f#ck my friend later?

After we had been married several years and had sex hundreds of times, we were having sex and my wife asked, "Does it bother you that I wasn't a virgin when we married?"

Magnum said he was sorry!!!

“Shut up it doesn’t hurt forget it I’m going to go hook up with someone else” -my ex while I was less than a week postpartum

So thankful to be out of that situation

Ahh I fell.

BillyMack have good time.

This chick got pissy cause i asked her to guide me. It was pitch black.

Would you please put down that magazine, I’m trying to get a rhythm going here. 😒

What is this intimacy thing you're talking about? 🤔

Oh my. Bias don’t like this. Bias don’t like this at all.

Fortunately I never had anyone refer to themselves in the third person. I'm sure I would have gone limp.

wrong hole

Swampthing didn't know any better!

Well I wouldn't call it speech. More like screaming. The crazier the better in my book.