What’s the most unrealistic thing movies taught us about sex?

Nobody in movies lay down towels or anything. Or have rags or towels ready for cleanup. Nobody ever even mentions cleanup at all. Rarely do women get up right after and go pee.

Come to think of it, you don't even see that much foreplay or even hints at oral sex for that matter. It's just straight from kissing to sex like immediately. It's normally always very slow and mechanical looking too. I always think ..... I'd be so bored if it was me and it was real.

Positions never change. It never shows men having to stop for a bit so they don't cum too quickly. Moments where giggling happens during sex. Somebody else mentioned the noises already. Having to change things up because they're cramping or just overall not comfortable.

There's so many different things that aren't shown honestly. It would be interesting if they made a movie that had a more realistic portrayal of sex.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, I always have a hair and makeup team available afterwards to make sure I look my best in the afterglow 😂

That it’s all passionate and absolutely no thrusting or movements are involved and no one makes weird noise.

Also they never get interrupted by pets. I can’t even do it by myself without getting interrupted by them half the time.

The cat doesnt try to break the door down to get in the room.
There's no scramble for a towel afterwards.
Her hair never gets leant on accidentally.
They dont giggle or talk.
It's never multiples

that if one can go at it for hours that they don't get the "tap".... "ok dear, you're done time for sleep" ..wait, that's reality

That even folks who don’t usually smoke feel the need for a cigarette afterwards ?
(Perhaps that’s just my generation)

Married couples having it

🏃🏻‍♂

That no-one seems bothered that the repairman hasn't fixed the thing he came to repair 🤯🤷🏼‍♂

The plumber never shows up that quick

That it's always great or humorous and couples are prefect and everything works out in the end

that it always feels good

That pool/hot tub/whatever body of water sex is not as easy as it looks.

Who orders extra sausage on their pizza??

It happens

• That men always want it,

• Women are never dirty,

• New couples always get it right the first time,

• All kinks are harmful & disgusting,

• Beautiful people have beautiful sex,

• God keeps score, and is in charge of special effects.

... But even with all the obvious & impossible fakery, there are still some films that truly inspire and touch the beautiful humanity of our desires :

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On the other hand..who cares👯‍♀

Nobody ever gets a cramp? Really?

what movies are you wathcing

If you go through some sort of diffucult quest with the possibility of death, you will have some 11/10 model by your side who WILL be there when you make it back, waiting for sex.

Being chased by the Texas Chainsaw massacre types puts you in the mood and you'll stop to make out behind a tree.

Where's the awkward conversation of:

"well, you've gotten tested...right?"

Foreplay? What's that?

The woman is never on her period when it happens spontaneously 🤔

That orgasms are guaranteed

Sex on the beach sounded like a great idea at first.

Guys don’t just come in 5 seconds

There’s no dog staring at you.

There’s not a big ass cat jumping up on the bed.

No one is left wondering if/when he’s/she’s going to cum.

No clean up towels.

Nobody gets up to go to the bathroom during a break or after sex.

How easy they stumble into it

That she can just resume to normal without nothing gushing down those legs.

That Mother-in-laws are hot?

that lesbos are always attractive... 🤔

No wet spot

Even just *hair*. How the fuck do people have kempt hair coming out of a sex scene.