What’s the most unrealistic thing movies taught us about sex?

You can go at it for hours and your makeup is still perfect.

Sure.

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That it’s all passionate and absolutely no thrusting or movements are involved and no one makes weird noise.

Also they never get interrupted by pets. I can’t even do it by myself without getting interrupted by them half the time.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@BrandNewMan my cat once jumped directly on my balls as if she was aiming for them.