What if your name is Tess and your soon to be husbands last name is Tickles?

That's not how it happened!

Her name was Tess T. Johnson
His name was Tom R. Coals

Her married name was then Tess T. Coals

😁

She was just happy that her name was no longer Tess Johnson, as the boys kept asking her to test their johnson.

I don’t get it

Sounds like a match

I would love the uncomfortable looks people give after calling my full name

Yiou will alwasy inspire the interest and attention of men??

Why didn’t we think of this

File a name change. From now on my first name will be Bigtess

The same thing that would happen if Tony Hawk had a kid named Mike. We just need these people to exist.

Probably makes for a catchy adult film actress name too

It would even be better if his last name was Balls, and you become Mrs. Tess Tickles Balls!

You'd have to be ballsy to take his surname.

Still better than Julia Gulia

🙄

*tickles mindstruggle*