That's not how it happened!
Her name was Tess T. Johnson
His name was Tom R. Coals
Her married name was then Tess T. Coals
😁
She was just happy that her name was no longer Tess Johnson, as the boys kept asking her to test their johnson.
Her name was Tess T. Johnson
His name was Tom R. Coals
Her married name was then Tess T. Coals
😁
She was just happy that her name was no longer Tess Johnson, as the boys kept asking her to test their johnson.
theweekdy · 22-25, M
I don’t get it
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WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@theweekdy Please do not throw a temper tantrum on this post please.
Sounds like a match
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle hey that was my favorite joke to get my son with! When he was five 😏😂
Justafantasy · M
@mindstruggle LoL
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I would love the uncomfortable looks people give after calling my full name
Captain · 61-69, M
Yiou will alwasy inspire the interest and attention of men??
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
Why didn’t we think of this
ViciDraco · 41-45, M
File a name change. From now on my first name will be Bigtess
Reject · 26-30, M
The same thing that would happen if Tony Hawk had a kid named Mike. We just need these people to exist.
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Ferric67 · M
Probably makes for a catchy adult film actress name too
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
It would even be better if his last name was Balls, and you become Mrs. Tess Tickles Balls!
You'd have to be ballsy to take his surname.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@NudasPriest
What a cute nickname for first born.
What a cute nickname for first born.
DrawntoaDistance · M
Still better than Julia Gulia
Degbeme · 70-79, M
🙄
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
*tickles mindstruggle*