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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@PrettyTroubles you'll get your streetwise and learn to deal with this kinda stuff. Just spend time on SW, we're weird af. Just remember to eye bleach.
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@PrettyTroubles thanks for best comment!
Subsumedpat · 36-40, M
@Subsumedpat Followed by a kick to the kiwis.
@deathfairy Sounds like the bf needs a swift kick to the kiwis.
@deathfairy that’s what they do. 😂
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
Straylight · 31-35, F
PatKirby · M
My ex-gf from a while back used to love playing around and squeezing my waist real hard with her strong legs until I couldn't breathe. He may wondering how strong yours are and wants to wrassle you.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
Do you have a superpower or something, where your legs stretch high enough to rescue a kitten from a tree? Maybe that’s what he wants to know
HumanEarth · 56-60, M
Tell him this "They for kicking you in the balls if you don't shut the fuck up about my legs"
chillout17 · M
Either he doesn’t know how they work to walk or wants to see them pop watermelons
JamesBugman · 56-60, T
what is his real language? This sounds like a translation error.
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
Tell him theyre for putting on his shoulder
2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M
????? Maybe you need a new bf
RedBaron · M
Why don’t you ask him?
Mudkip · 31-35, M
Running 🤌
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
@lumberjackslam but these boots were made for walking…
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