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Say something that sounds deep but makes no sense

[b]I'll start[/b]

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
It's okay to cheat on my wife because she's no longer a woman after menopause. But I love her so much and divorce is expensive, so can I have your noods?
fun4us2b · M
@AlchemyFox Yikes!
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@fun4us2b exactly
SW-User
If there was a death penalty, many people today would be alive.
@SW-User When we had gallows in the public square, murder was rare, when states only gave one appeal and sentence carried out within a year, murder was rare. When states started giving life sentences, murder rates started increasing.
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KeyserSoze · 31-35, M
[i]It’s never too late to be late.[/i] *puts sunglasses on and leaves on a motorcycle*
fun4us2b · M
@KeyserSoze 😎🛵
Elessar · 26-30, M
Everything must change for everything to remain the same
fun4us2b · M
@Elessar It's the same, only different
Archetype · 26-30
The purpose of life is to have no purpose.
ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
"Beautifully broken" ( said no one about their TV, washer, or dryer, ever.) I guess it was meant to make mental instability sound prettier.
Livingwell · 61-69, M
@ravenwind43 I think it has a softer meaning. A person that has all of the normal fears and frustrations of life but still manages to shine with all of their best qualities.
ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
@Livingwell I know how it's meant, I just find it cringey lol. There is to much emphasis anymore on being broken and damaged.
Livingwell · 61-69, M
@ravenwind43 I can't agree more with you. Why can't we just accept people for who they are.
bookerdana · M
I'll leave that to an EXPERT

fun4us2b · M
@bookerdana He's Elon Zuckerberg
bookerdana · M
@fun4us2b If Wally had their money..he'd make those guys look modest...it really bothers me that the cartoonist ,Scott Adams ,who had the perhaps best read comic in the world,would shoot himself in the foot with his big mouth and lose everything
fun4us2b · M
@bookerdana Surprisingly little insight, for someone with such insight...
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
First there is a mountain then there is no mountain then there is (Donovan).
fun4us2b · M
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
You can't inhale if you never exhale
fun4us2b · M
@BarbossasHusband That makes sense though!
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@fun4us2b mkay, how about: the meaning of life is to find a meaning
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
The future is where you will spend the rest of your life.
I’ve seen a lot of things, but, I have not seen a lot of other things.
Hope springs eternal..
fun4us2b · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout My Dad used to say, "Hope isn't a plan..." and Live in Hope die in despair"
@fun4us2b my dad 🇦🇺

Shit in one hand and hope in the other.
See which fills first 🤓
fakable · T
you're very clever
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
Hakuna matata
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
I wanted to post something Trump said, but nothing he says is ever deep!

Just "huge."

Like a bull in a "gina" shop.
fun4us2b · M
@JoyfulSilence IKR - It's gonna be great, people are gonna be talking about it, it's amazing, people are talking about it already, you're gonna love it, they all love it etc....
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
@fun4us2b

Grifters R Us!
"Wherever you go…there you are."

(Isn’t this attributed to John Lennon ?)
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@bijouxbroussard The earliest close match known to QI appeared in 1955 within the “Hazleton Collegian” periodical published by students attending Pennsylvania State University. A section titled “Oddities” printed humorous items from the community. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:[1]

Jim Russell wants to know why it is that no matter where you go, there you are.

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2020/11/22/where-you-go/

I mean, just in case you're curious.
SamInAZ · 41-45, M
Everybody is equal.

 
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