Is Ear Wax Supposed to Be Pink and Green Stripes?

Yes but it tends to be tough and looses its flavor quickly.

Based on the replies im seeing your friend shouldn't come to the internet for medical inquieries.

No, something is very wrong with your friend. It's supposed to be paisley!

Indeed it is Sir however these stripes are invisible to people who masturbate. Only righteous people can see them.

Get the ear checked by a doctor. Could be some infection. Answering for your friend.

Yes......if its holiday ear wax. Normal stuff is grayish pink.

Not that I know of.

Yes, yes it is.

No..

No, it's supposed to be red and green stripes.