Is Ear Wax Supposed to Be Pink and Green Stripes?

Yes but it tends to be tough and looses its flavor quickly.

Get the ear checked by a doctor. Could be some infection. Answering for your friend.

Based on the replies im seeing your friend shouldn't come to the internet for medical inquieries.

Yes, yes it is.

Yes......if its holiday ear wax. Normal stuff is grayish pink.

No, something is very wrong with your friend. It's supposed to be paisley!

Not that I know of.

No, it's supposed to be red and green stripes.

Indeed it is Sir however these stripes are invisible to people who masturbate. Only righteous people can see them.

No..

U must been messing around with can'dycane lol