Other peoples children are disgusting, at all times

I was tying my daughter’s shoe laces in town while waiting for my wife outside a shop. A small boy with his last meal still firmly plastered to his face came out of nowhere to watch, sneezed heavily on my arm and then trotted off to chase pigeons.

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PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F

I was running the creche for church this morning and one kid was having a screaming fit cause his Mum wanted to leave him and then, cause she distracted him with Ritz crackers, he threw up on my shoes. I had wet puke covered shoes for the whole morning. That's kids though, they excel at being gross 😂

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@PatientlyWaiting25 Hopefully not open toed shoes.

PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F

@justlooking2023 they were fabric trainers luckily so they went straight in the washer with some antibacterial laundry cleanser. All good in the end 😊

alongalone · M

I had a stranger breathe on my arm once and it grossed me out. Condolences for the arm sneeze sounds horrible

RodneyTrotter1 · 100+, M

That snot funny at all.

0uijaFinger

Yez.

BuzzedLightyear · 61-69, M

🤮

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