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No more water pistols for you
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous hey I was a serious cop!
@ShepherdBard how serious 😆
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous as serious as it gets!
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Sir that is a nerf gun and a mickey mouse badge......what did you do with the real ones we issued you?
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Silentpleasure I said they could stretch a little 🙄
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard Well blame my butt for not cooperating 🫤
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Silentpleasure done
Oh hold on, let me fix your username it should be "ShepherdBaaaaaard"
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous dang, missed opportunity
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
We all knew you’d move back to the Shire one day 😏
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
Me too, no more fossil fuels for me:
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
But it was only a water gun
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard I wouldn't have told anyone have you forgotten about all the other secrets I'm holding for you
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch keep it down!
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard fine 🙄
It's not mutually exclusive .. well the badge maybe but not the gun., guns are simple.. 😅
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Who the hell would ever give you a gun!?
NerdyPotato · M
And so the world is finally safe again. 😌
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Have fun shearing the sheep
ThreeLittleBirds · F
hunkalove · 61-69, M
You dating a sheep, Bardy?
Azlotto · M
So, you're no longer a bounty hunter eh.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Azlotto 🙄
NerdyPotato · M
empanadas · 31-35, M
Oh okay buddy and I'm a genius
empanadas · 31-35, M
@ShepherdBard have bard and the irish dude did the fusion dance from dragonball? I thought you were supposed to be the same height
Baaaaaaaa · 26-30, M
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Baaaaaaaa oh shoot one got loose