When you were 7 you always wanted to be a

I wish I was as scheming as these c()nt$

My head cannon

Ursula: Sister to Triton and forced to live in a hovel in the middle of nowhere. She wants to take over rule from her emotionally unstable brother while she helps his neglected subjects achievd their dreams.

Lady Tremain: Widow with three girls, two of which are special needs, and is trying to raise them right. She asks the only normal one to help out but Cinderella is a freaking drama queen who dresses in rags as a form of protest.

Ezma: OMG she ran a whole kingdom for that Ahole emperor and then her chef poisoned him when she was throwing him a goodbye dinner.

Maleficent: Look, just don't mess with the Fae, right? King Stephan messed around and found out. If he had invited her, Mal would have blessed Aurora.

I wanted to be a cowgirl.
I wanted to live on my own away from my home.

If many of the queens in disney movies are evil, then most of the princesses are closet psychopaths. That's just science.

All those ladies are middle aged, you have a long way to go yet

When I was 7 I wanted to be like John Robinson. Instead I turned into Dr. Smith

Somebody like Tarzan, living in a jungle

Airline stewardess

I was a princess at 7

An international playboy just like Jethro Bodine.

The ice cream truck driver. They had the tunes everyone heard on the street so you would chase them down!

To be honest, I don't remember. I just remember wanting to escape the beatings.

Just because I'm a long-term SW user doesn't make this true about me!

I can't remember wanting to be anything when I grew up.

are you happy this way or do you want to change??

I wanted to be a scientist.

I wanted to be a baseball player.

Maleficent can still get this nut

They're ALL purple

At 7, I wanted to be a baseball player

A fishing guide lol

I wanted to be Zelda

Footballer

:(

I'm stuck with people because I couldn't get a job as a Lighthouse Keeper 🫤