Sometimes I’m not attracted to women because they’re not holding a root beer in their hands.

@rootbeardy 🙏

@itsok 🔥 oh soooo sssssssexy 🫚🍺

@itsok that was created 7 years after the titanic

@Degbeme Why are you posting porn?

@rootbeardy For your benefit.

@Tarnished The kind that’s in your mouth and not being wasted just sitting on a shelf.

@UndercoverBard I’m sorry, I know it’s not easy to be reminded of such vile imagery in this world.

@MartinTheFirst A man only drops to his knees in front of a root beer if some of it is accidentally spilled and they need to reach it before it hits the ground.

@LordShadowfire Barq’s is an honorable brand, but I think there’s a time and place for most every rooty