Sometimes I’m not attracted to women because they’re not holding a root beer in their hands.

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MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

when you finally see a person holding a root beer, will you be dropping to your knees and asking them to marry you?

rootbeardy · M

@MartinTheFirst A man only drops to his knees in front of a root beer if some of it is accidentally spilled and they need to reach it before it hits the ground.