When walking past street charity collectors and people doing surveys I get my phone out and pretend to be mid conversation so I can walk past.

Excuse me, have you got a few minutes to answer this quick survey? Ok, so do you buy beans? If you did buy beans, which beans would you buy? Do you feel that beans are packaged in an attractive manner? What would you buy as an alternative to beans if beans weren't available? And final question, do you like anal? 🤔

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I always wonder how much money charities miss out on. I'm quite happy to give a cash donation, though I rarely have cash nowadays. I'm never going to sign up to a direct debit on the street. I might take a leaflet and think about it.

That's a good idea..

Sometimes there's ones set up directly outside my work. I donated once so I think it's a good excuse to say I already did.

Look you guys, I'm just trying to go home!

I get a lot of satisfaction from simply telling them no or that I don't care.

Do you have a Few moments to discuss our lord and Savior Big Tiddy Goth GIrls?

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