When walking past street charity collectors and people doing surveys I get my phone out and pretend to be mid conversation so I can walk past.

Excuse me, have you got a few minutes to answer this quick survey? Ok, so do you buy beans? If you did buy beans, which beans would you buy? Do you feel that beans are packaged in an attractive manner? What would you buy as an alternative to beans if beans weren't available? And final question, do you like anal? 🤔

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