I think I'm going to vote for him because he gave me a pen.

“Just get over him”

Well, yeah, Karen, if it was that simple I would have already done it. 🙄

Heard someone ask for a "white coffee, no milk." 🤷‍♂

I asked a woman I used to DM with if she ever wiggled her index finger around in her belly button when showering to see if it smelled funny... and she told me every time she showered from then on she thought of that.

A man telling me how he put his clothes in the dryer and the realized that he forgot to wash them first.

About 5 years after my son died I was at a get together with people I knew and didn’t know.

Someone I hadn’t seen for about 6 years came up and offered condolences for my son.

There was a guy I didn’t know standing nearby and he turned to me and said…

“I know exactly how you feel. I lost my dog 2 years ago.”

I'll exorcist the devil in you because you're not Anglican but Roman Catholic. This kitten wasn't pleased nor was the priest sitting next to this silly woman.

Years ago was on a date with a man who showed me a pic on his wall. He asked me dont you think it looks like a woman's vulva? I thought wtf. Never dated that idiot again.🤦🏼‍♀

The list is too long

My oldest sis when I was moving to Scotland in 2012:
You're throwing away all your shoes?!? Oh, right... They wear kilts, don't they?



She still can't explain her thought process 😅

The dumbest thing I overheard was on vacation at Lake Camanche where we were only staying a short time because my baby sister had a summer job waiting back home.

A white fellow invited her to go swimming, an invitation she refused because we’d just had a hearty meal.
He said, "Ah, I understand you folks don’t swim.”
She looked at him blankly.

He continued, “You were saying you’re starting a new job soon ? What will you be doing ?”

She replied, "Lifeguard for a public swimming pool.”
(It was true.) 😅

When i was really young and had something bad happen, was told.... everything happens for a reason



I hate that phrase with a passion

Men. smh.

How does that even make sense?

I've heard too many to list
I'm lucky i typically don't remember them

Not all men are smart

The stuff that the brain says to itself I guess..

Ha. It would take me a whole day to figure out this question.
Because I have had too many stupid things said to me in my lifetime. 🙂

it's neither here nor there to anything 🙄 people say really dumb ignorant things i cba to remember them all the ones in politics are among the worsts

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that is an unexpectedly terrible way to get free rent in someone's head... just say things so impossibly dumb.

but I also feel like this could explain some ex gfs. 🤔