A guy once said that I shouldn’t use a menstrual tracking app because it disrupts women’s cycles. Now, every time I log my cycle, I can't help but think about his silly opinion.
@bijouxbroussard There's a common joke that all it takes for old people to vote for someone is to give them a flower for 80 cents. I didn't expect to hear something like this from a peer though.
I asked a woman I used to DM with if she ever wiggled her index finger around in her belly button when showering to see if it smelled funny... and she told me every time she showered from then on she thought of that.
Years ago was on a date with a man who showed me a pic on his wall. He asked me dont you think it looks like a woman's vulva? I thought wtf. Never dated that idiot again.🤦🏼♀
I'll exorcist the devil in you because you're not Anglican but Roman Catholic. This kitten wasn't pleased nor was the priest sitting next to this silly woman.
After a guy showed up a bit earlier than I expected for a date I had with him... I asked if he'd mind terribly if I went to have a quick shower because I was out running around with a bunch of kids and was sweaty. He said it was cool, thought for a second and then said "can I come?"
I thought about it a moment and was like, fuck it, sure!" So he comes with me to the shower. Here I am washing up like normal, etc and he's back there just kind of watching me almost in awe...
He suddenly says "Whatchu doing?" I turn to him confused because I legitimately wasn't doing ANYTHING weird... I said "What, washing the crack of my ass?" And this fool answers back with a serious look on his face"yeah.. you 'sposed to do that?" And I froze and gave him a look waiting for him to take it back or say he was joking and he didn't. Lol.
Needless to say I ended up saying I needed to do something else and got out of that date and never talked to that stank ass dude again bc EWWS!🙈
The dumbest thing I overheard was on vacation at Lake Camanche where we were only staying a short time because my baby sister had a summer job waiting back home.
A white fellow invited her to go swimming, an invitation she refused because we’d just had a hearty meal. He said, "Ah, I understand you folks don’t swim.” She looked at him blankly.
He continued, “You were saying you’re starting a new job soon ? What will you be doing ?”
She replied, "Lifeguard for a public swimming pool.” (It was true.) 😅
