How does a kid projectile barf all over an entire bathroom?

Ohhh I'm looking forward to baby #7 in 2 months time. I've had my fair share of barf, pee, poo, wiping snotty noses, etc.
The magic moments of parenthood! 😄

Because they are talented. :) And you are just that lucky I guess.

Wrong place, wrong time, for you. Projectile barfing, on the other hand, can defy the laws of physics and explanation.

Sorry, dude.

And they are right by the toilet! The worst! Kudos to you for cleaning it up and I hope they feel better!

Some people live a charmed life...

try being projectile thrown up ON 🤢