Someone once tried to tell me that there’s more to life than being really good looking

Yes we'd make a pretty pair

Yes, there's leprechauns that spin straw into gold and mend your shoes for you.

Yes, there's boobs. Except you can't get the boobs if you look like a pug's taint 🤔

Well there is being of the height you can go on the rides alone...

I’m with you, brother! We good looking people need to stick together and fight such misleading statements!

Sometimes unattractive people say the funniest things