The argument you just won with your spouse isn’t over yet.

I'm pretty sure it is, as the Ouija board remains unused and the new floorboard I put in is quite sturdy and clean with a new shiny finish!

*Whistles an innocent tune and goes back to scrolling*

Well she's been gone for almost 3 years so I'm pretty sure it is

Nope! It’s just on a 6 to 12 month pause while she builds her case and you forget yours 🤷‍♂

But i didn't win

nobody wins an argument with their spouse

It is if you break up