I'd like to get laid

atlantic59 · 2025-04-01T09:56:41-04:00

Life - I'd like to get laid Not just 'laid to rest' (12 replies).

Not just 'laid to rest'

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

i understand
you wanna get laid before being laid to rest

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Matt85 I wanna be stiff before I'm a stiff

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@atlantic59 If you've got the cash, it can happen.

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Matt85 I keep getting taken advantage of that way and the money disappears before it can happen

KingofBones1 · 46-50, M

I think all of us would like that but good luck unless you are like a Raymundo from Telemundo who sings like a fairy in the rain and plays the world's smallest violin with his feet while he touches himself and serenades women with Sweet Nothing

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atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@KingofBones1 that doesn't look promising

KingofBones1 · 46-50, M

@atlantic59 exactly what I would think too but it seems that's what these girls like nowadays all kidding aside they like these feminine men who play little purple violins and twist their nipples in the rain like a fairy

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

I could do that if I went to the right pub

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

eh who knows, the morgue assitant might be the randy sort

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Longpatrol I should check her out beforehand

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